Can we pick a better name?

So during the research phase for my next article (which involved driving around in a car that was entirely too small for its own good, taking pictures of businesses late at night) I came across this little gem:

And people accuse the tobacco companies of pandering to children?  I guess in this case at least most kids these days don't refer to themselves as minors, but on the other hand, (like me) they probably also would have missed the misspelling if they did, and for that matter, likely the whole pun at large.  Either way I, was able to pass about 3 minutes of my time enjoyably thanks to the help of this local business (this is of course quite rare for St. Petersburg in the late 1700's)

Also, of note, but may not be visible in the picture... The inside of the store was decorated as a luau with lots of bright colors, and parrots.  General mills: take note.