A Word of Explanation

So I've decided to start a blog.  I imagine this first sentence has been repeated more than a few times since the inception of the blog, but none the less, it is in this case true.  My motivations for such unexpected action are complicated but not out of reach for the majority of the readers I expect to enthrall.  Lets just say those "time phone" bills are racking up due to my efforts to keep myself intellectually stimulated by prank calling Robert Hooke.  What a friggin looser.  Also, I hope to give my dear friend Machiavelli some time off, lightening his blogging load so to speak, as he is clearly at his limit (judging by the quality of his more recent posts).  Our hearts reach out to him in his senility.

This page will be mostly dedicated to the fine quality rants you have come to expect from such historical sources such as myself: as far as ranting goes, I do not intend to disappoint.  Watch out world, you're in for some real humdingers!

That will do for my post today, I've got to wash this stylin' head rag.

P.S. Robert "Socks!"